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Friday, December 10, 2010

BUSTED RADAR

My gaydar is busted. I don’t think mine ever works. I’m always surprised whenever someone comes out of the closet. Knowing that, I can’t sniff out people like us, unless they’re really out. But sometimes my ears wander, and the things I hear make me suspicious if the people who utter them are really straight or not. Or maybe I’m just malicious.

While in the FX:
Hunky PATTS Student 1: Napanuod ko kagabi si Jewel Mische, ang ganda niya ngayon pre.
PATTS Student 2: Yung sa TV Patrol ba yun? Sa channel 2 na daw siya?
HPS1: Oo. Ewan ko ba, mas maganda talaga siya ngayon.
PS2: Lahat naman ng lumilipat sa 2, gumaganda.
HPS1: Oo nga no, si Karylle. Ka-love team niya ngayon si Gerald
PS2: Ows? Ano na nangyari sa kanila ni Kim Chiu?
HPS1: Hiwalay sila.
PS2: Ah talaga? Sayang naman.
HPS1: Bakit pre, Kimerald ka ba?
PS2: Di no!!! Bea – John Lloyd to. Solid!!!
HPS1: hahaha. Ako Bea – Sarah.

Another instance in the FX:
Girlfriend: Bakit di mo sinasagot yung tawag ko kanina?
Boyfriend: Nanunuod ako ng Glee (this was I think a couple of weeks ago, the wedding episode).

And lastly, a few weeks ago at a colleague’s videoke party:
Cute Guy: (sings Too Many Walls)
Me: Is that guy gay?
Colleague: No. He’s straight. He just likes to sing 80’s songs.
Me: Ahhhhhh. Cool.

I’m confused.

Or disappointed.

15 comments:

soltero said...

ahahah..like ko yung about Too Many Walls lol..i think that guy is gay .what str8 guy will sing that song? lols

Nielz said...

hahaha baka idol nya si nikki bacolod..

hmm.. ako naman.. straight or not, doesn't matter much to me basta kaibigan ko. nakakainis kasi yung mga tao na nang-a-out ng iba, well it not their business anyway. tingnan mo si lolit solis.. dinemanda tuloy nila piolo at sam. haha..

always give the benefit of the doubt. mas natutuwa ako pag nalalaman kong straight ang isang tao. life is easier for them. :D

somelostboy said...

The first one's more jologs than gay:| hahahah

Too many walls, too gay.

Jayvie said...

everyone's gay until proven otherwise. hehe. yan na lang ang pamantayan ko :D

Jepoy Dee said...

oo tama si jayvie. lahat ng lalaki may gayswitch. pag naturn on yun LAGOT NA. hahaha

PluripotentNurse said...

natawa naman ako sa comment ni JD hihi palo palo!

kaloy said...

hahahaha... read your post while listening to my Glee playlist... pause ko bigla... hahahaha... yeah - Glee's too gay...

PS: a gay guy without gaydar - its like a fairy without wings... so we shall have to create you wings sometime... hehehehe. :)

PPS: Verification code: torpe (bka na-totorpe lang gaydar mo... ma-connect lng... hehehe..)

Ex Jason said...

meh, i don't have a gaydar either. i'm always the last to know.

natawa ako kay solid bea - john lloyd.

Jaytee said...

I don't have one either. I don't even know that song Too many walls. I googled it and I still don't have any ideas lol.

Duke said...

ako i give everyone the benefit of the doubt that they are straight.. until they sleep with me lolz

Kyle Cee said...

you can't tell na talaga. kasi kahit ako yung friend ko nakikinuod sakin ng america's next top model pero he's straight and he has a gf.

iba na ang generation ngayon. malay nyo iyan pang mga yan ang maging daan para tulungan na tanggapin ng tao ang 3rd sex.

joelmcvie said...

"Everyone is gay unless proven otherwise" is the new mantra in these Gleeful times.

my-so-called-Quest said...

oh dear. lol
hayaan na lang sa kanikanilang trip. :P

Gaspard said...

okay lang yan...pati ako hindi din masyado gumagana ang gaydar ko eh...oh well...

Carlos said...

Kurt is the new Michael Novotny!