TIMING

Everytime I'm out on a "don't-expect-to-get-laid" date, I always encounter the aggressors. People who look at me like they want to sleep with me.

Guys who check me out while on the line in the cinema.

Women from the other table who bite their lips when staring at me while dining in a restaurant.

Then there's the guy who showed me his peeper inside the john.

It could be just me. Or it could be that someone up there is telling me to stop dating when I know I'm not going to sleep with my date. Or I'm just too horny. I don't know.

Just a thought.